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Fuzzy wuzzy boo

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Over the last few weeks, I’ve lost several IQ points to this video:

To be fair, I think there’s a lot to learn from the fuzzybum we know as Ninja Cat. I’ve even narrowed it down to 5 crucial lessons.

  1. Not moving = invisibility.
  2. Surprise is the best defense.
  3. Wiggling your bum can improve the overall execution of your anticipated attack (think about it, ladies).
  4. Cats maintain their cuteness well into adulthood (think about it, boys).
  5. Cats are always up for a game of “hide and surprise”…also well into adulthood.

Speaking of martial arts, the fake (or is it?) script for Ninja Jesus is still kicking around. If you haven’t read it yet, it’s about time you did. It’s been around since 1.0, for Kung Fu’s sake.