Fuzzy wuzzy boo

Over the last few weeks, I’ve lost several IQ points to this video:

To be fair, I think there’s a lot to learn from the fuzzybum we know as Ninja Cat. I’ve even narrowed it down to 5 crucial lessons.

  1. Not moving = invisibility.
  2. Surprise is the best defense.
  3. Wiggling your bum can improve the overall execution of your anticipated attack (think about it, ladies).
  4. Cats maintain their cuteness well into adulthood (think about it, boys).
  5. Cats are always up for a game of “hide and surprise”…also well into adulthood.

Speaking of martial arts, the fake (or is it?) script for Ninja Jesus is still kicking around. If you haven’t read it yet, it’s about time you did. It’s been around since 1.0, for Kung Fu’s sake.


  1. Hey! Where did “Need, not reason” go? I wanted to commmmenttt!!
    I have something else for you to chew on 🙂

  2. Irk!

    Well, feel free to comment here if you like. I always love *your* kind of stuff to chew on 😉

    I took it down because it was hurtful to someone who was involved in something with me, and kind of felt the relevance of the blog a little too intimately. The post wasn’t a vent, but it was definitely egged on by recent events, and I should have been a little more careful. Mea culpa.

    I’ll probably bring back parts of that story (the lessons from my ex and my poetry prof are faultless, and timeless). Just in some other post about something else.

  3. Understood!

    It still showed up in my Google Reader. Hope that won’t cause you any grief.

    Comment to come. It’s gestating now.

  4. It’s deleted from the blog & from Facebook, but the damage is already done. Thankfully, I think you’re my only subscriber.

    Anyhoot, looking forward to that comment 😀

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